
1. 人生就像一杯茶,不会苦一辈子,但总会苦一阵子。
2. 低头要有勇气,抬头要有底气。
3. 傻与不傻,要看你会不会装傻。
4. 幸福是可以通过学习来获得的,尽管它不是我们的母语。
5. 不要见一个爱一个,爱的太多,你的爱就要贬值。
6. 想完全了解一个男人,最好别做他的恋人,而做他的朋友。
7. 朋友就是把你看透了,还能喜欢你的人。
8. 当我们搬开别人架下的绊脚石时,也许恰恰是在为自己铺路。
9. 如果说我懂的道理比别人多一点,那是因为我犯的错误比别人多一点。
10. 不是每句“对不起”,都能换来“没关系”。
11. 世界上只有想不通的人,没有走不通的路。
12. 地球是运动的,一个人不会永远处在倒霉的位置。
13. 走的最急的是最美的景色,伤的最深的是最真的感情。
14. 在事实面前,我们的想象力越发达,后果就越不堪设想。
15. 当别人开始说你是疯子的时候,你离成功就不远了 ……
16. 你永远看不见我眼里的泪,因为你不在时我才会哭泣。
17. 时间就像一张网,你撒在哪里,你的收获就在哪里。
18. 如果我能够看到自己的背影,我想它一定很忧伤,因为我把快乐都留在了前面。
19. 理想和现实总是有差距的,幸好还有差距,不然,谁还稀罕理想?
20. 任何人都可以变得狠毒,只要你尝试过嫉妒。
21. 爱情就像攥在手里的沙子,攥的越紧,流失的越快。
22. 成熟不是心变老,而是眼泪在眼里打转却还保持微笑。
23. 做与不做的最大区别是:后者拥有对前者的评论权。
24. 人,长得漂亮不如活的漂亮。
25.
有些事,明知是错的,也要去坚持,因为不甘心..
有些人,明知是爱的,也要去放弃,因为没有结局..
有时候,明知没路了,却还在前进,因为习惯了..
26. 同样的一瓶饮料,便利店里 2 块钱,五星饭店里 60 块,
很多的时候,一个人的价值取决于所在的位置..
27. 每个人出生的时候都是原创,可悲的是很多人渐渐都成了盗版。
28. 真坏人并不可怕,可怕的是假好人。
29. 浪漫是一袭美丽的晚礼服,但你不能一天到晚都穿着它。
30. 把一切平凡的事做好即不平凡,把一切简单的事做好即不简单。
31. 把不忙不闲的工作做的出色,把不咸不淡的生活过得精彩。
32. 情侣间最矛盾的地方就是幻想彼此的未来,却惦记着对方的过去。
33.
忙碌是一种幸福,让我们没时间体会痛苦..
奔波是一种快乐,让我们真实地感受生活..
疲惫是一种享受,让我们无暇空虚..
34. 理想很丰满,现实很骨感。
35. 爱情永远比婚姻圣洁,婚姻永远比爱情实惠。
36. 探索的旅程不在于发现新大陆,而在于培养新视角。
37.
一个人能走多远,要看他有谁同行..
一个人有多优秀,要看他有谁指点..
一个人有多成功,要看他有谁相伴..
38. 叹气是最浪费时间的事情,哭泣是最浪费力气的行径。
39. 不是人人都能活的低调,可以低调的基础是随时都能高调。
40. 谈恋爱就像剥洋葱,总有一层会让你流泪。
41. 年轻时候,拍下许多照片,摆在客厅给别人看;等到老了,才明白照片是拍给自己看的。
42. 就算不快乐也不要皱眉,因为你永远不知道谁会爱上你的笑容。
43. 当大部分人都在关注你飞的高不高时,只有少部分人关心你飞的累不累,这就是友情。
44. 绝口不提不是因为忘记,而是因为铭记。
45. 让未来到来,让过去过去。
46. 微小的幸福就在身边,容易满足就是天堂。
47. 成功有个副作用,就是以为过去的做法同样适应于将来。
48. 天使之所以会飞,是因为她们把自己看得很轻..
49. 试金可以用火,试女人可以用金,试男人可以用女人。
50.
喜欢一个人,就是在一起很开心..
爱一个人,就是即使不开心,也想在一起..
51. 幽默就是一个人想哭的时候还有笑的兴致。
52.
咖啡苦与甜,不在于怎么搅拌,而在于是否放糖..
一段伤痛,不在于怎么忘记,而在于是否有勇气重新开始..
53. 人之所以活得累,是因为放不下架子,撕不开面子,解不开情节。
54. 漂亮只能为别人提供眼福,却不一定换到幸福。
55. 美丽让男人停下,智慧让男人留下。
56. 人生最精彩的不是实现梦想的瞬间,而是坚持梦想的过程。
57. 忍无可忍,就重新再忍。
58. 付出真心,才会得到真心,却可能伤的彻底;保持距离,才能保护自己,却注定永远寂寞。
59. 废话是人际关系的第一句。
60. 有时候,不是对方不在乎你,而是你把对方看的太重。
1) Go to Google Translate
2) Set the translator to translate German to German
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click “listen”
5) Be amazed :)
bschk = snare
pv = brush
bk = bass
tk = flam1
vk = roll tap
kt = flam2
kttp = flam tap
krp = hi hat tap
pv = short roll
th = better hi hat
thp, ds = instant rimshot.
Tandem Story
This assignment was actually turned in by two of my English students:Rebecca ... and Gary ... English 44A, SMU Creative Writing Professor Miller In-class Assignment for Wednesday: One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish partical beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel." Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth - when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
Little did she know, but she has less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through Congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion which vaporized Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium.
Asshole.
Bitch.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.